Ferry jokes

Whilst sitting in our ferry cabin we came up with a list of entertainers who'd be fantastic to have on board:

We thought Rod Hull would be a great entertainer to have on board a ferry! Rod Steward (Stewart) could sing 'I am sailing'. Katrina and the Waves could also be popular!
Sandy Shore (Shaw) might also be fun.
Brian Ferry
The Lighthouse Family
David BOWie
Buoy George
Ant & Deck
Carol DECKer's TPAU
Capitain Sensible
The commodores
Frankie Valley and the Four SEASons
Paul Anker
Cutting Crew
Chris de Burg might not be a good idea though
Beach Boys
Otis Reading's Dock of the Bay might be a good one to start off with.
Erasure's Ship of Fools might be interesting
Cole PORTer